Sea Change Villas
ADSENSE CODE #3
2 cows around the world part 5/5 funny?
The rest of the world thinks your cows are mad but you and your cows know that it is not true and anyway the rest of the world have no intention of identifying and counting their mad cows so people in other countries don’t know their cows are really, really barmy do they. You sell your cows to a Polish itinerant worker and your farm to a Russian ‘investment bank’ and then you leave to buy a villa by the sea in a country where it is sunny and the cost of milk is a tenth the cost of milk at home.They don’t have a National Health Service…….but you are so happy and relaxed your health improves and you live to be a hundred. …………..How do you get a fat bird to bed?..A piece of cake !……….There was a man called Tom Wan*er.He met a woman but she said to him : You got to change your name.I can not go out with a man with a name like that.A week later they met again,after he changed his name.What is your name now,she asked.He said…….John Wan*er !!!!
very good. well done
Tamara with Morgan Freeman at Oceana Sea Change
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